Like all self-professed armchair philosophers, I spend far too much time badgering people to debate with me on things that matter:
‘Who will be the next leader of the free world?’
‘Which nation will be the next superpower?’
‘Where do I have to go to find some of the world’s sexiest men?’
According to a destination dating website, MissTravel, the question to the latter has been right in front of me all along.
Apparently, our very own Pakistan is host to the world’s third sexiest population of men. Obviously, my first reaction was a howl of despair.
This article is full of lies! Why the hell am I still single?
My next reaction was confusion – why on earth did Pakistani women not make this list?
Has the author seen Pakistan’s female population? We only happen to be a casually blessed nation full of equal parts dark-eyed, bronze-skinned and green-eyed, golden-haired beauties.
But then, in a moment of clarity, one profoundly staggering truth dawned on me. Clearly, Fawad Khan, Zayn Malik and Imran Khan have single-handedly saved Pakistan’s fairly-tarnished face.
To Pakistanis everywhere, I say: Yes, we live in bad times, but isn’t it times like these in which a nation and its people need fortifying the most? And so, to verify the accuracy of Pakistan’s first positive ranking in forever, I have carefully curated a list of Pakistan’s sexiest men. Feast now, thank me later.
Not-so-legal disclaimer: Facts matter little. The list below is my personal opinion and therefore just a soliloquy.
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1. Fawad Khan |
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2. Zayn Malik
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3. Imran Khan |
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4. Hamza Ali Abbasi |
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| 5. Sheheryar Munawar Siddiqui |
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| 6. Ali Zafar |
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| 7. Abbas Jafri |
 8. Amir Khan |
9. Mikaal Zulfiqar
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10. Ahsan Khan
